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"A day without blood is like a day without sunshine." - Private Joker (as John Wayne)

"I'll bet you're the kind of guy who would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach around. I'll be watching you." - Gunnery Sergent Hartman

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There is only one god, and his name is Death. And there is only one thing we say to Death. Not today.

"thatll do pig, thatll do" - babe

" I got a special treat for ya' this evening, a young man that you all know as Joe the Policeman from the "What's Going Down" episode of "That's My Momma". I want you to put your hands together, and welcome him to the stage. Big round of applauds for Jackson Heights own, Mr. Randy Watson, YES! Randy Watson! "

Reverend Brown, Coming To America

"I was born a poor black child." Navin R. Johnson "The Jerk"

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I want you to remember the one man who beat you.

"i made a funny" - tmnt
"i made another funny" - tmnt 2

Charles De Mar: This is pure snow! It's everywhere! Do you have any idea what the street value of this mountain is?

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I want you to remember the one man who beat you.

Charles De Mar: [giving skiing instructions] Go that way, really fast. If something gets in your way, turn.

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I want you to remember the one man who beat you.

Aughra: "Where is he?"
Jen: "He's dead."
Aughra: "Could be anywhere, then."

-- The Dark Crystal.

"You climb obstacles like old people fuck, do you know that, Private Pyle?"

Want a twinkie, Genghis Khan?

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I want you to remember the one man who beat you.