Erik Larsen wrote:
Matt Yeomans wrote:
Erik, can I use your likeness in my book?
Why would you want to do a thing like that?
You and Jim and Todd and Jim and Rob and Marc and Whilce are going to be taken hostage by a villain who gets his jollies from forcing famous people to forever live out life as their creations and perform evil tasks (he uses a meta-ray on you guys). So we got you becoming infused with green skin and a fin, Rob will have a padded helmet and huge guns, and Jim Lee will have myriad belts, a short brown jacket with the sleeves rolled up, and an open-top cowl so his flowing hair can fly free, etc.
Todd will just be Todd with a Spawn logo shirt and a baseball cap but huge chains constantly flying around, but he's just all calm and collected Todd, just wanting to forever talk shop and baseball, and the chains are the ones who are all crazy.
Then my main dude will find a way to reverse the condition, but first he convinces all you guys to use your combined powers to defeat the villain in a glorious final battle full of flying fists and meta humor, whereupon we reach the denouement that, in fact, you guys always had all those abilities in you to since birth, and the villain only made you able to see your true power, but he wanted you to use it for bad, but my dude rallied you all to use your powers for good.
EDIT: And, yes, "a short brown jacket with the sleeves rolled up" will be one of Jim Lee's powers.