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Dave · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 5:18 am

Quest Mar-Vell wrote:

Ooooh... One of my pet peeves at work is when someone asks me a stupid question.

Guest: "Do you have extra napkins?"
Me: "Nope... every guest is only allowed 1."

Guest: "Do you know where the bathroom is?"
Me: "You know, Ive worked here for over a year and I dont think Ive ever been to the bathroom."

The worst one is...

Guest: "Excuse Me, Do you work here?"Me: "No, I just like to walk through the resturaunt dressed in uniform to trick people."

I've gotten the "Do you work here?" line a few times in stores I obviously didn't work in.

Spy_Number_5 · **Joined:** Sun Jul 24, 2011 4:55 pm **Posts:** 1894

I am not bothered by stupid questions about bathrooms or if I work in a place; I think it is better to ask a stupid question than do a stupid action.

I asked someone if they knew where the bathrooms where in a warehouse and they gave me a snarky answer. I looked them dead in the eye and volunteered to piss on their warehouse floor in front of everyone. "No, No it's no trouble at all, I can whip it right out here in front of everyone and piss right here in the drain in the floor if it is a big problem for you to tell me where the legit bathrooms are."

The guy really wanted to tell me to go ahead but he was afraid he might have gotten fired if I had actually done it. :twisted:

Quest Mar-Vell · **Posted:** Tue Apr 17, 2012 7:17 am

Dave wrote:

Quest Mar-Vell wrote:

Ooooh... One of my pet peeves at work is when someone asks me a stupid question.

Guest: "Do you have extra napkins?"
Me: "Nope... every guest is only allowed 1."

Guest: "Do you know where the bathroom is?"
Me: "You know, Ive worked here for over a year and I dont think Ive ever been to the bathroom."

The worst one is...

Guest: "Excuse Me, Do you work here?"Me: "No, I just like to walk through the resturaunt dressed in uniform to trick people."

I've gotten the "Do you work here?" line a few times in stores I obviously didn't work in.

And it could happen depending on how you dress and what the uniform of the store is... but as a server wearing an apron and a shirt of whatever place Im working at.... its kind of a dumb question.

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